I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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