thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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