All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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