The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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