I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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