found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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