I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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