I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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