hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's Friday. Sex?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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