she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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