your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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