Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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