Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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