Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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