oh god the rape fog is back!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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