sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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