So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
