I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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