Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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