You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just invented taco cereal.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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