Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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