Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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