Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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