Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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