I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
