i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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