I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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