I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
