Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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