Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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