Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You need Xanax blowdarts
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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