You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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