fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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