So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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