Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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