And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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