ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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