every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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