Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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