Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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