At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
sex in a hospital.. check
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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