id be glad to
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Your penis caused this!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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