god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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