Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I have post one night stand depression
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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