I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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