I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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