It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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