He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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