That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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