if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
we should paint friendship bongs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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