so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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