I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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