I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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